You might want to stay away from the snow cones at Minute Maid Park, especially the “lemon” ones.
An Astros snow cone vendor was busted with his pants down, literally, after a fan took cell-phone video of the vendor stilling on the can at Monday’s 6-5 win over the Royals.
As if paying admission to watch the woeful Astros isn’t bad enough, fans now have to wonder about what’s in their snow cones.
As far as the vendor goes, I understand that when “duty calls” – “duty calls,” and sometimes you just gotta run to the bathroom. But you gotta ask the hot dog guy to watch your snow cones while you run into the john. You can’t bring ‘em in and put ‘em on the floor.
The vendor was fired for his actions. Luckily for him, it seems like the Astros have openings available at all nine positions on the field. He might want to dust off the old ball glove.