Astros vendor drops Deuce with snow cones

You might want to stay away from the snow cones at Minute Maid Park, especially the “lemon” ones.

An Astros snow cone vendor was busted with his pants down, literally, after a fan took cell-phone video of the vendor stilling on the can at Monday’s 6-5 win over the Royals.

As if paying admission to watch the woeful Astros isn’t bad enough, fans now have to wonder about what’s in their snow cones.

As far as the vendor goes, I understand that when “duty calls” – “duty calls,” and sometimes you just gotta run to the bathroom. But you gotta ask the hot dog guy to watch your snow cones while you run into the john. You can’t bring ‘em in and put ‘em on the floor.

The vendor was fired for his actions. Luckily for him, it seems like the Astros have openings available at all nine positions on the field. He might want to dust off the old ball glove.

Via: Click2Houston.com

Montreal names a street after Gary Carter

The city of Montreal announced on Tuesday that a stretch of road in front of Jarry Park, the place where Gary Carter played his first few years with the Expos, would be named after the Hall of Famer and 11-time Major League All Star who passed away from brain cancer last year. Faillon Street West is now know as Gary Carter Street.

Carter made his big league debut for the Expos in 1974 and played at Jarry Park until the club moved to Olympic Stadium in two years later. He played 12 seasons total in Montreal and won a World Series championship in 1986 with the Mets.

With Citi Field in New York already having a Jackie Robinson Rotunda and a Shea Bridge, it would be nice to see the the Mets find a way to honor Carter in a similar fashion. Perhaps a statue or something like that?

Via Fox Sports on MSN Canada

Did Dave Winfield eat all the bones?

Every time I see this commercial I can't help but say to myself, "Look at that Dave Winfield-lookin' motherfucker who ate all the bones." Doppelganger city.

Tulowitzki celebrates win by grabbin' some nuts

Rockies righty Rafael Betancourt got the ultimate cup-check from teammate Troy Tulowitzki after Colorado's 5-0 win over the Giants on Sunday at Coors Field.

Via Complex

Watch out for that wall dude!

Someone on the Nats should've told him there was a wall there. Don't want the future of your franchise givin' himself a Columbian Neck Tie.

Photo Via Lucy Nicholson/Reuters. GIF Via SB Nation.