Shaq is back on the rap scene, teaming up with Toronto rapper, ShaqIsDope (Yes, that's his name) on the new song "Karate Chop (Remix)."
Shaq basically babbles about nothing with great bravado, and says that he gets the ladies wet like swimming pools. He also takes a shot at Canada's top-selling rapper, saying, "Call up Drake, let's play big bank take little bank. You ain't got enough, better get a loan from Mr. Bill Gates."
This is all fine and well, but where are the Fu-Schnickens? Seriously, are they still alive? What are they doing now? Handing out copies of A.M. New York at Penn Station? Working at Duane Reed? Causing terror in motorcycle gang?
How come Shaq didn't bring the Fu-Schnickens back with him? Is that not what the rap game needs? Just cause some random nobody has your name and adds "Is Dope" on the end, that doesn't mean you should make a song with the dude. The hip-hop community needs a "What's up Doc? Part II," not this trash with its fake Future hook.