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Wednesday
Oct092013

Shaq makes his return to the rap game

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Shaq is back on the rap scene, teaming up with Toronto rapper, ShaqIsDope (Yes, that's his name) on the new song "Karate Chop (Remix)."

Shaq basically babbles about nothing with great bravado, and says that he gets the ladies wet like swimming pools. He also takes a shot at Canada's top-selling rapper, saying, "Call up Drake, let's play big bank take little bank. You ain't got enough, better get a loan from Mr. Bill Gates."

This is all fine and well, but where are the Fu-Schnickens? Seriously, are they still alive? What are they doing now? Handing out copies of A.M. New York at Penn Station? Working at Duane Reed? Causing terror in motorcycle gang?

How come Shaq didn't bring the Fu-Schnickens back with him? Is that not what the rap game needs? Just cause some random nobody has your name and adds "Is Dope" on the end, that doesn't mean you should make a song with the dude. The hip-hop community needs a "What's up Doc? Part II," not this trash with its fake Future hook.

Via Complex

Wednesday
Jul172013

Little kid responds to Shaq bashing Houston

   So this has to be one of Dwight Howard's illegitimate children, right?

Via My Sports Rumors

Saturday
Mar092013

Shaq, Penny, & D-Scott Discuss MSG

Joining Shaq and Ernie Johnson in the TNT studio Thursday night, were O'Neal's former Orlando Magic teammates Penny Hardaway and Dennis Scott.  One of the many topics they discussed were what it was like to play in the greatest arena in the world, Madison Square Garden.

 

Saturday
Aug042012

Kevin Love compares himself to Shaq

 

After setting all kind of records in their 83-point win over Nigeria on Thursday, Team USA men's basketball team won a nail-biter over Lithuania 99-94 on Saturday.  Lithuania actually led 84-82 with 5:50 to play!  After the game USA forward Kevin Love took to Twitter to rip on his 3-8 free throw shooting performance in the Lithuania game.  Love tweeted out the following: "Shaq on the free throw line today!!! My bad USA. Good win for us. Needed a game like that. On to the next."  Hopefully @SHAQ will have a reply!

Tuesday
May152012

17 years later Shaq still making up excuses for his 1995 NBA Finals loss

Can someone please remind us why Shaquille O'Neal was added to TNT's Inside the NBA cast?  Before Tuesday night's Thunder and Lakers game the Kazaam movie star stated that the reason his Orlando Magic lost to the Houston Rockets in the 1995 NBA Finals was because the Magic were "rusty" due to "17 days off" before game one of the NBA Finals.  WTF Shaq, people have the internet nowadays.  Did The Big Liar not think this would be looked up? 
Game 7 - Eastern Conference Finals was on June 4th, 1995
Game 1 - NBA Finals was on June 7th, 1995
Not only was there only a two day layover, the Magic were SWEPT by the Rockets 4-0.  Hakeem Olajuwon ended up taking Shaq to the woodshed averging 32.8/11.5/5.5.