F**k This Stupid Robot And Give It Aids

You know how annoying it is when you lose over and over and over again in rock-paper-scissors? Yeah because losing in this game usually amounts to you picking up tabs, losing money, losing respect, driving bitch, and just overall feeling like shit. Well, than you will probably hate the asshole inventor who created the world's most annoying, piece of shit robot known to man. This useless robotic crapbag was assembled to existence literally just to just kick the living shit out of you in rock-paper-scissors and absorb all the dignity you have left in your half-empty tank of self-esteem then spit it out like it hated the acrid taste of your sole. I swear if I ever saw that robot in real life I would smash it to pieces in an Office Space beat down.