Bro Shows You How NOT to use fireworks

I don't know how this guy didn't blow his dick off. I hear tales every year on how people blow their fingers off with fireworks or lose eyes to roman candles. Why does that shit always happen to someone who doesn't expect it to ? & why doesn't it happen to assholes like this guy who literally ask for it? I will never be a pussy around fireworks ever again after watching this guy take bottle rockets to the ball sack.