A website called Skinny Gossip called Kate Upton fat!!! The author of the article "Skinny Girl" said that Upton has "huge thighs, NO waist," and "big fat floppy boobs." She continued: "She looks like a squishy brick. Is this what American women are 'striving' for now? The lazy, lardy look? Have we really gotten so fat in this country that Kate is the best we can aim for? Sorry, but: eww!" Skinny Girl also used the terms "Thunder Thighs" and "Fatty" when describing Upton. But here was the Mug's favorite line: "She looks like she would work in the back of a motorcycle shop in Nashville and give (bad) blow jobs for $25." Why tease us Skinny Girl??? Go back to sticking your finger down your throat to puke and complaining sex hurts and leave that HAWT Kate Upton alone!!! Oh yeah if you like fat chicks, check out the KATE UPTON MUG SHOTS!!!