Ryan Lochte is a busy man. So busy, that he has absolutely no time for a steady girlfriend. But according to his mother, there is plenty of time for one night stands. Kudos to the man for living the dream, but why the hell is his mother telling us? Did she think it would be good publicity for her son? It doesn't help his image when he displays his grill, which he bought from Paul Wall's "Everything Must Go" garage sale last month. I do not dislike Lochte, he is clearly an elite athlete, but have you seen his interviews? He seems like a moron, but those Olympic Medals ain't stupid, homie! Keep pimpin, Ryan!