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Sunday
Aug052012

Guess The Rack - Dirty Little Girl Edition.


The nice bombs in the blood red dress belong to the newest Hollywood cheater, Kristen Stewart. She was dating her "Twilight" co-star Robert Pattinson (who 50 million girls want to fuck) up until a few weeks ago when he found out she was banging one of her directors. Now rumors are out that she has been sleeping around more than a "big dicked" swinger with a jumbo box of magnums down in Hedonism. All of the douche bag men in Hollywood are loving her because now they can say, "but Kristen did it!"

Kristen Stewart - Mug Shots Gallery

I once tried to watch "Twilight," but it's shittiness made me have a massive diarrhea after only 15 minutes of viewing. I came to realize that the movie was about a dude that was hundreds of years old trying to bang a 15 year old girl, some Sandusky shit. Although, now that I know that she is cheater i may have to give it another shot. Fuck it, I can't do it, but I will be thinking of her with her cheater mouth opened just like in the below photo later on tongiht.


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