The girl that makes me wish I had an elephant trunk is none other than the lovely Katy Perry.
Boy oh boy does she have a nice rack, it's no wonder she can belt out the tunes so well. Russell Brand is one luck ugly former crack head fuck for getting a chance to play with those fun bags during their 2 month marriage. Well done my London chap, but I will never forget how god awful you were in your appearance at the London Olympics closing ceremony. Sickening.