Roger Goodell and Melvin Ingram bust out amazing handshake

Are these dude homies? Are they in the same gang? What the hell just happened? All these questions raced through the heads of fans watching the NFL Draft when the Chargers selected the defensive end No. 18.  Turns out the duo planned it and rehearsed it a couple times the night before the Draft.

The New York Jets Twitter Account Congratulated Every Other Team On Their Picks Last Night! Even the Pats!

This is despicable! Who ever was responsible for tweeting out congratulations last night to each and every NFL team on their draft pick should be locked in a cold basement with only a keg and a sleeping-bag for 3 nights. 

The tweet that seems that sticks out as the most horrid is the one to the Patriots.  Why would you even acknowledge anything that your biggest rival does?  Tom Brady stands up in front of the media and says "I hate the Jets," and the Jets reply with pleasantries?  It's no wonder the Pats have gone 16-6 against the Jets in the past 10 years. 

Momma of Jets Draft Pick forgot to shave her armpits

 

How ya gonna spend all that first-round money? How bout gettin' Momma Coples a new razor before you go Escalade shopping!

Mel Kiper is Hawking Pandora Braclets! What The Hell Does That Have to Do With the NFL Draft?

Mel Kiper Jr. is the premiere NFL Draft analyst in the world, he also has the best hair of anyone in sports the sports news world (See Below).  He has served as an analyst for ESPN's annual NFL draft coverage since 1984, providing in-depth information on the nation's potential draft picks.  What being said, what the hell is he doing hawking women's charm bracelets? 

He is far better than newbie Todd McShay, who is his arch nemesis - and he isnt afraid to show it... See video proof here:  

Even though this chick has no idea who Mel Kiper is, I am sure everyone of our readers know the "King" of draft coverage.  Just for fun, we have found some great look alike photos for your enjoyment.

He looks like he could be Steven Seagal's 3rd cousin...

And..  he certainly has some shared genes with Sam The Eagle from the Muppets..

And while their faces are different, Mel and Quentin Tarantino are both brilliant in their own regard.

All this being said..  WTF is he doing hawking Pandora Bracelets? Do you think anybody will buy a charm because Mel Kiper posted his grill on an Ad?  I highly doubt it!

Brad Miller Crying on the T-Wolves Bench

All 17 people in attendance at the Minnesota Timberwolves vs. Denver Nuggets game on Thursday night gave Brad Miller a standing ovation as he checked out of his final NBA game in the 4th quarter.  Miller was greeted with pounds and bro hugs by his teammates and soon after that, Miller was reduced to tears on the Timberwolves bench.  Miller will always be remembered for having Shaq miss punching him in the head when he was on the Chicago Bulls and for being a white dude that rocked corn rows!

Only in Southhampton!

A 4 foot 8 inch 82 pound boy named Keeling Pilaro has been kicked off his Southhampton, NY high school varsity girls field hockey team.  Keeling who is the teams leading scorer is the only boy on the all girls team.  Section 11, which is in charge of Suffolk County high school sports has determined that Keeling who is a boy, is such an great field hockey player, is "having a significant adverse effect on some of his opposing female players... the rules state he would be allowed to play if he wasn't the dominant player."  Keeling has appealed and there will be a final verdict on May 15th.  We hope there is more to Keeling wanting to play girls field hockey, like he has a crush on one of the girls on the team.  

Amare Gives Tyrus Thomas a Facial

Amare Stoudemire is just getting warmed up for the Miami Heat by putting the Bobcats Tyrus Thomas on a poster in the Knicks final regular season game Thursday night.  The Knicks sent the Bobcats to their 23rd straight loss. The Knicks roll into South Beach to take on the Heat Saturday afternoon at 3:30 PM ET.

Meet Matt Kalil's Girlfriend

 Big boy got game!!

To celebrate Matt Kalil being selected 4th pick overall in the NFL draft, we present to you Mary-Kate Fitzpatrick in some HOT MUGSHOTS!!!

Her stats:

Height:	5' 8"
Weight:	120 lbs
Bust:	34"
Waist:	26"
Hips:	34"
Cup:	C
Dress:	3
Shoe:	9.0
Hair color:	Brown
Hair length:	Very Long
Eye color:	Green
Ethnicity:	Caucasian
Skin color:	Olive

(stats recorded from modelmayhem.com)

Her twitter: kisspatrick1

Matt Kalil was selected by the Minnesota Vikings just after they traded down to No. 4. This OT from USC will be a tremendous asset to the Minnesota Vikings organization.

Worst Penalty Miss Ever!!

In a week which has seen some glorious penalty misses in the Champions League, I thought it would be a good time to pay tribute to the worst penalty kick the world has ever seen. The funniest part is that the referee shows him a yellow card afterwards for having taken such a shit penalty!

Steve Francis is still ALIVE, and "rapping" like its 2002

Three time All-Star Stevie Franchise debuted his new music video on Thursday. It’s just awful! Looks like a joke! Is he serious? It looks and sound like it’s from 2002. I bet Francis wishes it was indeed still 2002, back when people still liked him before he dropped off the map.

Some might say Stevie Franchise hasn't aged well.

I'm Sorry Miss Jackson.. OOOO.. That Ass is For REAAALL!

 

Miss Shantel Jackson was born in Miami, FL and is the middle child of 5. She is a model and aspiring actress of Black American, Caucasian and American Indian descent.  You may have seen her on HBO's 24/7 playing the part of Floyd "Money" Mayweather's smoking hot fiance.  

 

With the big fight coming up on May 5th, we thought is would be nice to take a look at what Floyd is smashing during his down time.  He is sure going to miss this when he reports to prison to serve his 90 day jail sentence for battery, although it will be great rolodex material.  His chick is fire.

 

Some Smoking Hot Pics in Miss Jackson - Mug Shots.

 

Don't send Ariane Friedrich pics of your junk

You reading this Brett Farve?!?! German high jumper Ariane Friedrich, who has amazing abs and is also expected to contend for a medal at the upcoming Summer Olympics and just so happens to be trained as a police officer, posted the name and e-mail address of a guy who had been stalking her out on facebook. Apparently she had enough of the guy sending her pics of himself nude. Now while Ariane probably won't want to see your pics either, we are pretty sure you want to see more of her, so enjoy our Ariane Friedrich MUG SHOTS GALLERY.

Nets Unveil #hellobrooklyn campaign

The New Jersey Nets will take on the Raptors in Toronto on Thursday night. But all indications are that they could care less about their last game as New Jersey's team as they seem ready to move to Brooklyn.

On Tuesday night Kris Humphries tweeted that he was having a "Last home game celebratory dinner with my boys" What exactly was he celebrating though? The Nets lost by 18 points to the 76ers in their final game in the Garden State.

Then on Wednesday the team changed the homepage of their website to only show the this image, which features a shield that kinda looks like the NFL Equipment logo. It will presumable be the shape of the Nets' new logo which will be revealed on April 30th before the NBA lottery. Billboards featuring the new campaign then started popping up around Brooklyn. Hello Brooklyn 2.0 is also a song title off partial owner Jay-Z's American Gangster album from 2007. The song features Lil Wayne.

Jay-Z, who helped approve the new logo and uniform design spent Tuesday hanging out with Hanley Ramirez, and the Marlins third baseman tweeted a photo of their encounter.

It seems that although the Nets are technically still New Jersey's team, they have already moved on, causing this guy to be heartbroken and Governor Chris Christie to say, "Good riddance."

Slut wants to get banged by Mr. Irrelevant

Well this will add some excitement to the 7th round on Saturday! Who will be taken with pick 253? Hopefully not some Tebowish loser who would pass on this golden opportunity. The Colts are currently slated to make the 253rd pick, which will be a compensatory selection.

Somewhere 2011's  Mr. Irrelevant, Cheta Ozougu, who is a linebacker for the Texans, has to be saying to himself, "Where the hell was this crazy bitch last year?"

$1 Million if you can Bang Tebow

AshleyMadison.com which is a website that sets married people up to have affairs is offering $1 million to the person that is able to bed New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow and has the evidence to prove it.  So many jokes to make in regards to the "evidence" part of this offering.  The founder of AshleyMadison.com Noel Biderman stated  “Sports and sex go hand in hand.  If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible.  I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city.”  In related news Biderman is also offering $1 million to any 32-23-34 blonde or brunette (sorry no fire crotch) that can prove she nailed The Mouth.

Another Revis Island Vacation?

Cornerback Darrelle Revis opened the door to holding out on the New York Jets once again at a Monday night charity event in New York City.  When being honored by the Big Brothers Big Sisters NYC reporters asked Revis if he will be reporting to training camp this summer.  The New York Post quoted Revis' answers as "I just don't know. I'm not saying I am going to hold out.  I'm not saying I'm not going to hold out.  I just don't know. Right now my focus is being on the team."  In 2010 after a 35-day holdout the Jets and Revis agreed to a $46 million, four year contract.  Revis has made $32.5 million of that over the past two years.  Revis' pay significantly decreases for the next two years.  He is scheduled to earn $7.5 million in 2012 and $6 in 2013. Philadelphia Eagles cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha is set to make $11.3 million in 2012 and $15.3 million in 2013.  The Post further quoted Revis as saying "My agents are going to do the best for me and try to do what's best for me.  It's my career and I'm in control of it what I can do.  If it's for my future to be here, then it is.  If it's not, for me to be somewhere else, then it is.  We'll address that when the time comes."  Translation: Either Revis gets a new contract similar to Asomugha money or he will be holding out again on the Jets. 

Former NBA big man Matt Geiger goes all Steve Bartman at Rays game

Security at The Trop had to relocate former NBA journeyman center Matt Geiger from his front row seat after he got a bit too aggressive and touched Carlos Pena's glove while he attempted to haul in a foul ball hit by Josh Willingham of the Twins on Sunday afternoon.

Geiger, who played for the Miami Heat, Charlotte Hornets and Philadelphia 76ers received a couple high-fives as security escorted him from his seat, leaving Steve Bartman wishing he was a Rays fan while still hiding in his bunker.

Geiger's attempt at the foul ball went about as well as guarding Shaq in the 2001 Finals did.

The Nationals Smoking Hot Sideline Reporter Kristina Akra Keeps Getting Douched With Gatorade

Kristina Akra is the new Washington Nationals sideline reporter, and she happens to be smoking hot.  Since taking the job, she has seen the Nationals gone a National League best 12-4 to lead the NL East.  

At the end of 3 of those victories, Kristina was on the receiving end of 3 separate Gatorade baths during her post game interviews. If the Nats keep winning, they will continue blasting this hottie with a Gatorade -  Which seems like good motivation to me. 

 

See Kristina Akra - Mug Shots for some great flicks of this up and coming hottie.

 

BTW - Her expression in the below photos is priceless...