Brock Lesnar is Back.. Maniac Goes Ballistic!

Brock Lesnar is Back.. Maniac Goes Ballistic! What a sicko!

Fire Breathing Babes And Skanks With Dragon Tattoos Getting You Ready For The Big Heat Game Tonight

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The big game tonight will most likely decide who will be this year's MVP. I hope everyone is as excited as I am to see the Kevin Durant v.s. LeBron James showdown!!

I'm taking Miami -2.5

martin kaymer skips ball off of lake for a hole in one

This is awesome..  Kaymer makes the crowd go wild during a Masters practice round.

Wrestlemania 28 Sausage Party Goes Crazy After A Rock bottom Finisher

"THE ROCK SAYS, THE ROCK SAYS, THE ROCK SAYS!!" lol

Wrestling is creeping towards a comeback.. The WWE should consider hiring this guy considering he didn't even feel the slightest bit of pain from being shot with taser gun at point blank.

"I'll get you bitch!"

I wonder what his wrestling alias would be..

Kate Upton Direct TV Commercial

Kate Upton's new commercial for Direct TV.  Lets get into one of The Mugs favorite segments where we post the shit people say in the You Tube "ALL Comments" field.  Anytime I need a laugh I read the You Tube comments, and remind myself that I'm a Mets fan.

"Don Draper approves this commercial."
"The dialogue sounds like it came from a porno. Actually this a lot like porn, except it doesn't have sex. The only thing that matters about porn is sex. How can direct tv mess up so badly on something so simple."
"Only if you show me your tittehs."
"Damn is she ugly. Grow an ass, she's like a 10 year old but with boobs." - Probably a S.I. model who didn't get the cover this year! 
"Make me a sandwich RIGHT NOW!... I'll wait."
"when the satellite goes out will she come over to fix it?"
"0:04 Side boob! C'mon boobie, you know you want to be free."
"Instant boner."
"okay...And some lotion and tissues."
"Seems like a quality organization" 

Face Guy Is Running For UA President

Jack Blankenship "the face of Crimson Tide basketball" is running for President of the University of Alabama and I'd bet my bank that he wins the election.

What he offers:

-his face

-his heart

-opportunity

-Chick-Fil-A spicy chicken sandwiches

-coke machines, fax machines, and pinball machines

-wishing wells

-no more Nickelback on 90.7

-hard efforts for justice

-his grandfather's legacy

A-Rod Looks At John Cena Like He's A Steak On The Grill

John Cena walked up to Alex Rodriguez & Torrie Wilson prior to his fight v.s. "The Rock" at Wrestlemania 28 and greeted them with friendly handshakes. Alex seemed like he desperately wanted Cena's Yankee doodle in or around his mouth judging by the way he was gawking him. It's nice to know John Cena finally found his #1 fan. I guess dating a former WWE diva does have its perks. She even gave the Yankee 3rd baseman a tour backstage! Seriously, who hasn't dreamed about that when they were a kid? That act alone makes the 10 star diva a rock solid 15 on the hotness scale. If you want to see some pictures of where A sticks his Rod check out these MUGSHOTS of Torrie Wilson or peek her NUDE (18+) pics but be sure to bust out a box of tissues.

Also, John Cena told Alex to inform Jeter that he was wearing his Nike sneakers for the match.

Pretty cool Cena. You almost made up for that stupid rap you made back in early March 2012.

 

AHL Bench-Clearing Brawl

This is what I am missing from the NHL...  BENCH-CLEARING BRAWLS!!!
In the second period of Sunday's Rockford IceHogs and Milwaukee Admirals AHL hockey game a bench-clearing brawl errupted when Rob Flick of the IceHogs attacks the Admirals goalie Jeremy Smith.  The video at the three minute mark shows the initial fight between Flick and Smith.  And to kick it old school check out the Flyers and Canucks bench-clearning brawl from 1980.  Old-Time Hockey!!!

Spartak Moscow Fans Think FC Zenit of St.Petersburg's Team Sucks The Big One

I nearly pissed my pants watching this video.

Spartak Moscow Fans really, really hate FC Zenit of St.Petersburg's team (also known as "The Nit") and it's supporters.  The Lion in the video is the mascot of FC Zenit, and it seems the mascot is a very fond of fellatio. 

Two Minutes for Hooking

So these two chicks showed up at Saturday's Bruins and Islanders game in the stands with a funny sign that read "I wish I only got two minutes for hooking."  Bruins right winger Tyler Seguin is photographed having a laugh at the sign.  Somebody photoshopped the original picture and gave the girls a new sign, which described a sexual act being peformed on Seguin in high school.

Tara Reid Is Still Hot, Check Out This Pie..

Tara Reid went from smoking hot star, to the mess everyone laughed at...  but with the new American Pie sequel, "American Reunion" coming out we thought is was a good time to check out a few of her sexy photos.  There are some amazing shots of this 36 year old fake tittie blonde bombshell in Tara Reid - Mug Shots.

Seems like she may be back in full effect to me.

David Blaine Calls Out Kimbo Slice

David Blaine voluntarily let Kimbo Slice right hook him TWICE right into the stomach area, which is by far the worst place to get punched . Kimbo even noted that he nailed David "full throttle". David Blaine took the pain like a heavy weight champ and moments later showed Kimbo's boys a card trick while acting like he wasn't gasping for air. I must say the modern day Houdini took the hit a lot better than this guy...

3/31/12 - LOCK of the NIGHT

NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP - FINAL FOUR AT NEW ORLEANS

8:49 - Kansas +3 over Ohio State

Jacob Pullen Rips New K-State Head Coach

Former Kansas State guard Jacob Pullen ripped his university for the hiring of their new head basketball coach Bruce Weber.  Pullen who is an Illinois native was not recruited by Weber when Weber was the Fighting Illini's head coach.  Pullen took to Twitter to show his bitterness towards Weber by tweeting "Bruce Webber didn't think I was good enough to play at Illinois and I don't think he is good enough to coach at Kansas State." Pullen further states "I'm not a Bruce Webber fan and I think Kstate can do a lot better."

This Hurts Just Watching

New Zealand cricket player Kane Williamson took a ball to his balls this past Tuesday in his cricket match.  The 86-mph wild throw by Dale Steyn from South Africa hits Williamson square in his nads and was so powerful that it shattered his athletic supporter!  Steyn who is apparently the Roger Clemens of cricket adds insult to injury by not apologizing for his poor throw, but rather stated "It looked like it hurt, but I'm not apologizing."  The announcers of the match tell us "oh thats hurt, thats really hurt." YOU THINK???  They further break down the breakage of the cup by telling the viewing audience that it is "okay when the box cracks, as long as you dont get a little bit of skin caught."  Then they scream out "PINCHING!"

12 Year Old Kid Lands The First Ever 1080 On A Skateboard Like A Boss

This kid is schooling Tony Hawk at 12 years old!! Get used to Tyler Schaar because he is the new world record holder for the most spins on a skateboard in mid-air and he also has a florescently bright future ahead of him. Check out how crazy the crowd went when Tony Hawk landed a 900 at 31 years old in the video below. Now imagine this kid showed up and blasted out a 1080 at the time... now picture Tony Hawk's face. lol.

MOTHER F****R

Frisky Friday Photos - March 30, 2012

Here are a few of our favorite Frisky Friday Photos from today.. 

Chelsie Miller

@Chelsiearyn

"Playboy Miss Social March 2011.. country girl who loves a bad boy with tattoos and the NY JET's"

Raquel Pomplun

@RPomplun

Playboy's Miss April 2012! Fun crazy girl who loves to dance and laugh out loud! Grew up in Tijuana, B.C., Mexico, and has been in San Diego since middle school

 Jazzie 

@JNerd_theDOLL

 $C.R.E.A.M.$ MM ##1339166  

Check out some more smoking hot chicks posing half nude in Frisky Friday - Mug Shots.

Would You Do The Unthinkable And Smash The Octomom Who Posed Nude For $10,000 To Cover Rent?

8 children will grow up one day and come across these raunchy pictures of their 36 year old mother on the internet, but the infamous Octomom remains remorseless.  I must admit, she doesn't look terrible for giving birth to octuplets. I wonder how her children will feel when they find out she posed butt ass naked for a measly $10,000. Someone get this nutzo an agent!!! Check out the rest of her half naked MUGSHOTS if you dare. At least Nadya Suleman had the decency to pose nude AFTER she gave birth to her children, unlike Jessica Simpson who showed the entire world her bare prego body.

The Mug wants to know...