Check out the resume that Tom Brady shared on Facebook today for TBT.
Brady posted it with the caption: "Really thought I was going to need this after the 5th round."
Not the case. Although, now he can update it with wife-ing up a super model, winning Super Bowls when the opponent is sneakily videotaped and losing Super Bowls to the Giants after the NFL doesn't allow that shit anymore. What a life!