Matt Martin of the Islanders knocks out the Devils Tom Kostopoulos during the first period of Monday nights game in New Jersey. Kostopoulos immediately went after Martin, when Martin leveled the Devils Brian Gionta with an forearm to the head.
Eighties icon Mr. T proved he is truly a jack of all trades when he participated in the Blackhawks' "Shoot the puck" promotion during the second intermission of Chicago's 2-0 win over the Flames on Tuesday night.
After predicting pain for the puck, calling CSN Chicago reporter Susannah Collins "Savannah" and going wide left on his first two attempts, Mr. T lit the lamp with a goal to delight the United Center crowd.
Mr. T told Blackhawks TV that he has been a life-long hockey fan and admired Bobby Hull and Stan Mikita while growing up in Chicago.
Looks like a good time was had by all. Mr. T will always be the life of the party.
Via USA Today
This is the exact same reaction Secret Service men have when their shifts end. They're like "Fuck this shit, get off of me earpiece! Lets get the fuck outta here and hit happy hour then go bang some hookers."
GIF via Gifulmination
Check out the shit Sens winger Kaspars Daugavins busted out on Monday night against the Bruins. I mean, who the fuck does that? Is this the biggest innovation since Russ Tyler blasted a "knucklepuck" in D2: Mighty Ducks? Or just an asshole move? I'm leaning towards asshole move. Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask should've popped him in the face for even attempting that shit.
The gloves are dropped and "Momma said knock you out!" by LL Cool J is bumping out of the arena speakers. This has must be a great video, right? Not quite. Actually it's the complete opposite, and could very well go down as the most embarrassing hockey fight ever.
When Francis Lessard of the Cornwall Riverkings and Sebastien Laferriere of Sorel-Tracy HC Carvena squared off in a game in Quebec's LNAH on Tuesday night, they looked more like a mixed pair of figure skaters than hockey players about to throw down. After a full minute of dancing around with no punches thrown, the referees got tired of waiting around and broke it up.
What a poor showing! These two are definitely not aboot that life.