Hockey

Russian Youth Hockey Fight is Off the Hook

The Mouth — Tue, 14 May 2013 03:25:28 +0000

via Bar Stool Sports
That escalated quickly! Excellent fight music from some guy that sounds like the Russian version of Pitbull.

Tom Wilson Loses Skate Blade - Stuggles to Bench

The Mouth — Mon, 13 May 2013 03:58:23 +0000

In his second career NHL game, Capitals winger Tom Wilson lost his skate blade after delivering a hit to Rangers defenseman Ryan McDonagh. Wilson had a difficult time making it back to the Capitals bench, falling several times to the ice. The Rangers defeated the Capitals 1-0 to force a Game 7 Monday night in Washington.

Carey Price Loses Tooth - No Biggie

The Mouth — Sun, 05 May 2013 04:39:22 +0000

via YouTube

Carey Price gets Jared Tinordi's a skate in the face and brings his tooth to the bench.

Rangers Show Islanders They Run NY

The Mouth — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:40:32 +0000

NY Rangers defenceman Dan Girardi's overtime game-winner against the Islanders sent the Coliseum fans home happy on Saturday night. That was because 60% of the asbestos dump the Islanders call home was filled with Ranger fans.

Jaromir Jagr's 1st Bruins Goal is a Game-Winner

The Mouth — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 04:20:39 +0000

The Boston Bruins trade for Jaromir Jagr paid immediate dividends as Jagr scored the lone goal in the Bruins 1-0 win over the Devils Thursday night. It was not the prettiest of Jagr's 680 career NHL goals. Jagr's goal came off a deflection off of his skate from a Brad Marchand centering attempt.

Matt Martin KO's Tom Kostopoulos

The Mouth — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:48:49 +0000

Matt Martin of the Islanders knocks out the Devils Tom Kostopoulos during the first period of Monday nights game in New Jersey. Kostopoulos immediately went after Martin, when Martin leveled the Devils Brian Gionta with an forearm to the head.

Mr. T shows off hockey skills at Blackhawks game

The Big Kahuna — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:59:35 +0000

Eighties icon Mr. T proved he is truly a jack of all trades when he participated in the Blackhawks' "Shoot the puck" promotion during the second intermission of Chicago's 2-0 win over the Flames on Tuesday night.

After predicting pain for the puck, calling CSN Chicago reporter Susannah Collins "Savannah" and going wide left on his first two attempts, Mr. T lit the lamp with a goal to delight the United Center crowd.

Mr. T told Blackhawks TV that he has been a life-long hockey fan and admired Bobby Hull and Stan Mikita while growing up in Chicago.

Looks like a good time was had by all. Mr. T will always be the life of the party.

Via USA Today

Bruins assistant tosses earpiece into fan's beer

The Big Kahuna — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:21:12 +0000

This is the exact same reaction Secret Service men have when their shifts end. They're like "Fuck this shit, get off of me earpiece! Lets get the fuck outta here and hit happy hour then go bang some hookers."

GIF via Gifulmination

Is this the most dick-ish shootout attempt ever?

The Big Kahuna — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:40:00 +0000

Check out the shit Sens winger Kaspars Daugavins busted out on Monday night against the Bruins. I mean, who the fuck does that? Is this the biggest innovation since Russ Tyler blasted a "knucklepuck" in D2: Mighty Ducks? Or just an asshole move? I'm leaning towards asshole move. Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask should've popped him in the face for even attempting that shit.

This has to be the worst hockey fight of all-time

The Big Kahuna — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:39:27 +0000

The gloves are dropped and "Momma said knock you out!" by LL Cool J is bumping out of the arena speakers. This has must be a great video, right? Not quite. Actually it's the complete opposite, and could very well go down as the most embarrassing hockey fight ever.

When Francis Lessard of the Cornwall Riverkings and Sebastien Laferriere of Sorel-Tracy HC Carvena squared off in a game in Quebec's LNAH on Tuesday night, they looked more like a mixed pair of figure skaters than hockey players about to throw down. After a full minute of dancing around with no punches thrown, the referees got tired of waiting around and broke it up.

What a poor showing! These two are definitely not aboot that life.