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Wednesday
Sep262012

Lauren Parsekian Killed It At The Emmy's  

Since I don’t watch non-sports related TV, I had no idea who Aaron Paul (33) was – until yesterday. You see, Aaron took home his second Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series for his work on "Breaking Bad" at this past weekends Emmy Awards, but I don't give a crap about that. What I care about is his smoking hot fiancé, Lauren Parsekian (24), who stole the show at the awards ceremony. The charming couple will be married sometime in May 2013, in a 1920s-themed wedding, pre-great depression I am guessing.

During his speech, Paul thanked "my beautiful, most inspiring fiancé Lauren,” continuing with "You truly saved me.” That must be some good azz p*ssy!

When asked about her, he said, "she wakes up so unbelievably gorgeous every day, so I tryto look good next to her.” Sorry buddy, impossible, your smoke blast of a girlfriend makes you look like a chump all the time, and that’s a good thing. So much so, that she stole the show at the Emmys and is now a trending topic globally – you lucky bastard!

See more shots of this flame thrower in Lauren Parsekian - Mug Shots.

Wednesday
Sep262012

Colombia Produces Heat Like Katherine Monsalve 

This is directly off of Katherine Monsalve's bio on Model Mayhem- "Hi, my name is Katherine and I'm originally from Colombia Medellin. were most of the beautiful women come from."  

If that doesn't make you want to move to Colombia, then nothing will.  I am going to book tickets down South America once I am done with this post, if anyone else is down hit me up on Twitter.

If you are a gamer, you may have seen her before on the cover of Max Panye 3, she was also very prominent in it's ad campaign.

Here are her stats: 

Age: 22

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 120 lbs

Measurements: 34C/25/38

Check out more photos of this sexy chick in Katherine Monsalve - Mug Shots.

Tuesday
Sep252012

Meet WWE's No. 1 WAG Brandi Reed

Say hello to Brandi Reed. She's a model and swimwear designer who is currently dating WWE superstar Cody Rhodes. She's a graduate of the University of Michigan and was a news reporter in Michigan two years before pursuing more modeling gigs. She became a ring announcer for WWE last year under the name Eden Styles. In December she was released from her WWE contract at her request.

Her boyfriend Cody is of course the son of wrestling legend Dusty Rhodes and the half-brother of Goldust, and his sister is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Brandi seriously needs a reality show like right now. The thought of her having a family dinner with Cody, Dusty, Goldust and a Cowboys cheerleader seems entertaining as hell.

Check out more pics of her in the Brandi Reed MugShots gallery.

Monday
Sep242012

Captain Ashley Kirk Can Beam Me Up

No, she is not Captain Kirks daughter - but I would be down for the role play if she was.

Ms. Ashley Kirk is a model and actress that hails for the city of Los Angeles.  She is good friends with the very hot Arianna Varella, who she is seen out on the town with all the time.  I am unsure which one of them is hotter, and frankly I don't care - they are both fire.  Watch the video below (@2:47) for a great up close ass shot.

Here are her stats:

Height: 5' 5"

Weight : 100 lbs

Measurements: 33C/33/23

Check out more photos in Ashley Kirk - Mug Shots gallery.

 

Sunday
Sep232012

It's Tissue Time With Heidi Cortez!

Heidi Cortez is Reno Nevada's hottest home grown talent, although she now makes her home in Los Angeles.  This hottie is an Actress, Writer, Producer, Model and a self proclaimed Chevy Chase Lover, but she is best known as the host of the old "Tissue Time with Heidi" radio show on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite channel (Watch Youtube below for a Funny NSFW Stern clip).  The show had her reading sexy stories on the air, hence the title "Tissue Time." The bottom line is, she should not be on radio because she is so damn hot. 

Here are her stats:

Birthday - March 11, 1981

Measurements -34D-25-36

Height - 5' 7"

Weight - 115 lbs

See her Mug Shots Picture Gallery HERE.