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Subway Employee Rubs his Penis on Hero Bread

via: NY Daily News

On second thought, cancel that foot-long sub.

An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread to Instagram, the Huffington Post reported.

“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Jett’s feed.

When confronted about the picture, Jett tried to clarify his reason for sharing the image of him draping his penis over the foot-long roll.

"I would never do that at work -- it was at home," Jett told the Huffington Post. "This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."

As if seeing a man’s penis resting atop the restaurant’s sandwich bread isn’t enough bad PR for a single news cycle, a second employee at the same Subway also posted a picture of what he purported to be his own frozen urine.

“Today at I work I froze my pee,” Cameron Boggs wrote beneath the picture of a frosted-over water bottle half-filled with a yellowish substance.

Predictably, the photos did not sit well with Subway, which fired both Boggs and Jett. 

"This isolated incident is not representative of Subway Sandwich Artists," the company said in a statement to the Daily News. "These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved."

The two men might still have their jobs preparing sandwiches if not for anonymous tipster who spotted the photos and alerted the media. 

Subway... Eat Fresh!!!  Even worse that the Taco Bell employee licking taco shells.


British Fan Whips his Johnson Out During PK's

 An England football fan seated directly behind the goal exposed his penis to try and distract Italy’s Alessandro Diamanti during his game winning penalty kick in the Italy vs. England Euro 2012 quarter-final match on Sunday.  Pretty funny move by the fan, although he might of wanted to clean up his area a little.  This has to be more distracting than some NBA fan clapping thunder sticks together with AC/DC pumping throughout the arena while a player tries to shoot free throws.  Hopefully this move of exposing yourself will catch on with female fans in the U.S. so we can see some tata's exposed at games.