Lets just assume his hot wife isn't with him because he is smart. Check out this hilarious video from HBO's Hard Kocks as Dolphins rookie QB Ryan Tannehill attempts to name which teams play in which divisions.
Here is what he said:
“I wasn’t a huge pro fan growing up; I wasn’t loyal to any one team,” said Tannehill, “so I don’t really know the divisions, and even really conferences. I know most of the conferences but some of those, I really have no clue. And they don’t make sense. You have the AFC East, and we’re freaking in the bottom of the map, and the directions don’t make any sense where the teams actually are.”
What a moran! Look, I get what he's saying as far as teams not matching up with the divisions geographically, but the Cowboys have been in the NFC East since 1970, that’s just the way the game is structured. He said he knows most of the conferences? Dude, there are only two. It amazes me that an NFL QB could know so little about the league. Any schmoe that's a casual fan has a better idea of what the hell is going on.